A man wanted 2 get married, He had a choice of 3 women.
1st woz a rich dcotor,
2nd woz a poor cleaner &
3rd woz a prostitute.
WHO DID HE PICK? The 1 wid big tits!

3 sach
gareeb or mama hamesha pakda jata hain
masla or lun kahin bi khada ho sakta hian
kismat or gand kahin bi khul sakti ha
yad rakhna

3 Facts of Life:
Ghareeb aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.
Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai.
Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.

Never dance naked because the body has parts
that do not stop moving when
the music stops.

Latest porn releases : shaving private ryan.
position impossible. as big as it gets. forest hump.
riding miss daisy. starwhores and pornocchio.

HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN: caress excite cuddle fascinate
spoil kiss rub tease pamper console worship respect & love.
HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow job

Mobilink regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down
on everyone except u. We regret 2 inform u that no one
would go down on u not even a network.

23 useless parts on a mans body.20 nails u cant hammer.
2 balls u cant throw &1 cock that cant "crow"
dont laff ladies?? UR PUSSY CANT CATCH MICE

Man: Kiss Karun?
Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi.
Man: Boob dabaun.?
Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.?
Man: Fuck?
Gal: Period me hun.?
Man: Don"t say loose motions hai.

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A girl who opens her hands recieves gifts, who opens her heart
receives love, who opens her legs receives happiness .

A teacher asked "wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"
A child replied "feet" - coz every nite i c my mum with
her feet in the air screamin GOD I"M COMIN!

A man said 2 his doctor "everytime I look in the mirror I get
an erection" the doctor said "That"s because u look like a cunt!

Roses are red. voilets are corny.
when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!!!

Of all the babes u r my selection please dont give
me a rejection. my teeth are clean for ur Inspection
so give my mouth a tongue injection!

I want triplets You want twins. Lets get in bed and see who wins!

He took me from a bar. He took me in his car.
He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine,
but don"t worry: I"m a bottle of wine!

How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her,
love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her.
How 2 impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer!!

What is hard and long and full of semen? >>> Submarine

Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!

Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won"t
shut up long enough to build up pressure

I want to suck you...
I want to lick you...
I wanna move my tongue all over you...
I want to feel you in my mouth...
that"s how u... eat an ice cream...

When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick,
or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose.

Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts,
then I can always look at them.
Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis,
I will have it enlarged.

Who is stronger, Man Or Woman?
A: A woman bcoz she lifts 2 mountains on her chest
while a man lifts 2 stones with the help of a crane.

A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.

Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD.
When its bad, its Still pretty good!!

I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh..
and creates a creamy foamy liquid as it thrusts in and out,
up and down... Can’t wait to brush my teeth

conductor : bachcay ka full ticket lage ga!

lady : yeh tu abhi nipple chusta hai!

conductor : wo tu is ka baap bhi choosta hai,
tu kya uska bhi aadha loo gi ?

Hila zor se hila hila pura hila dil se hila
sabke samne hila jitna hilaogay utna
maza ayega warana halwa jal jayega:P

Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won"t
shut up long enough to build up pressure

I want to suck you...
I want to lick you...
I wanna move my tongue all over you...
I want to feel you in my mouth...
that"s how u... eat an ice cream...

When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick,
or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose.

Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts,
then I can always look at them.
Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis,
I will have it enlarged.

Who is stronger, Man Or Woman?
A: A woman bcoz she lifts 2 mountains on her chest
while a man lifts 2 stones with the help of a crane.

A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.

Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD.
When its bad, its Still pretty good!!

I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh..
and creates a creamy foamy liquid as it thrusts in and out,
up and down... Can’t wait to brush my teeth

conductor : bachcay ka full ticket lage ga!

lady : yeh tu abhi nipple chusta hai!

conductor : wo tu is ka baap bhi choosta hai,
tu kya uska bhi aadha loo gi ?

Hila zor se hila hila pura hila dil se hila
sabke samne hila jitna hilaogay utna
maza ayega warana halwa jal jayega:P

Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won"t
shut up long enough to build up pressure

I want to suck you...
I want to lick you...
I wanna move my tongue all over you...
I want to feel you in my mouth...
that"s how u... eat an ice cream...

When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick,
or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose.

Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts,
then I can always look at them.
Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis,
I will have it enlarged.

Who is stronger, Man Or Woman?
A: A woman bcoz she lifts 2 mountains on her chest
while a man lifts 2 stones with the help of a crane.

A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.

Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD.
When its bad, its Still pretty good!!

I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh..
and creates a creamy foamy liquid as it thrusts in and out,
up and down... Can’t wait to brush my teeth

conductor : bachcay ka full ticket lage ga!

lady : yeh tu abhi nipple chusta hai!

conductor : wo tu is ka baap bhi choosta hai,
tu kya uska bhi aadha loo gi ?

Hila zor se hila hila pura hila dil se hila
sabke samne hila jitna hilaogay utna
maza ayega warana halwa jal jayega:P

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